ALABAMA GOVERNOR REMOVES THE CONFEDERATE FLAG.....OUT OF A MUSEUM

Governor Robert Bentley of Alabama just won't be outdone.  Not by the Governor of South Carolina, not by anybody.

So, the governor took action.  He ordered the removal of the Confederate flag.

Only problem is, the Confederate flag had already been removed from Alabama's capitol back in 1992.  So, the governor ordered another flag to be moved--out of the Confederate Museum in Montgomery.

It's like, we gotta have us a flag to remove, folks.  Where can we find us a Confederate flag to move?  Does anybody know where there's a flag I can move?  

Where?  I can't move a Confederate flag out of a museum, I'd be a laughing stock.  You sure?  It's the only Confederate flag left in Montgomery?  Well, I reckon I'll just have to move it, then.

I'll bet my last mint julip that Governor Bentley acted on "the word" that came down from the national Republican party leadership. "Hey, Governors:  We've taken a beating over this Confederate flag thing for years.  There's nothing but heartache in this for us.  Now's the time.  If ya'll got a Confederate flag, go ahead and move it."

But, what if we uns ain't got no Confederate flag?  Well, you big dummy.  You'd better find one.

We got us a Confederate flag...where?  In the Confederate museum?  Well, git yourself down thar and remove it. And if there's any Confederate cemeteries 'round heah abouts, kick down one or two flags there, too.

"And git some pictures!"