TOP 10 NATIONAL PROBLEMS - NEW POLL OUT TODAY

One new public opinion poll released today shows Confederaphobia at the top of the nation's problems.  Here is the top 10 list of national problems that have the most Americans worried, according to this survey:

1.  Confederaphobia / national hysteria about the Confederacy
2.  converting to the metric system
3.  unemployment / economic problems
4.  domestic terrorism - potential attacks on American cities
5.  racism
6.  (alleged) police brutality
7.  stopping Republican candidates (especially Donald Trump)
8.  Hillary Clinton's emails
9.  Donald Trump's inflammatory remarks about Dolly Parton
10. the Iranian nuclear bomb

A few comments made by our poll responders are given below:

• "I just wish Mr. Trump would lay off Dolly Parton 'cause she's the real national hero here. Dolly for president!  Dolly on the new $3 bill."
• I saw Donald Trump on TV with a pair of jumper cables around his neck and I thought, Oh, My gosh, I hope he doesn't start anything."
• "The very idea that Mrs. Clinton might not be fully truthful and trustworthy is just one more example of the racial divide that makes it hard for minority men to get a fair shake in politics."
• "Hey, dude, Iran gets to verify compliance with UN/US nuclear restrictions by taking their own soil and air samples, so what?  If you can't trust Iran, who can you trust?"
• "At Liberty University, Donald Trump proved he is a true evangelical Christian scholar.  2 Corinthians, right?  Right?  Right!"
•  "President Nixon, Now More than Ever!"  (Senile responder, we think)?
• "The reason people can't get a job is because they have killed the only textile job that remained in America--making Confederate flags."
• "No American ought to support North Korea by flying a Confederate flag, it's just un-American.  If the Islamists want to fly the Confederate flag down in North Korea, let 'em keep it up.  But we ought not."
• "I'm glad the governor of New Jersey finally taken down the Confederate flag from there capital flag pole their.  Even southerners got to draw the line somewheres!"
• Confederates is causing all the illegal migration.  I saw an illegal alien flying one of them Confederation flags on his spaceship the other day. Confederation aliens should be departed back to Mars and we should make Mexico pay for it. We should also build a fence and make Mars pay for it."
•  I think PC is OK as long as you do it on your own time. I don't think anyone should make PC on government time or without a license.  This applies to California and Colorado, too.  And yes, it should apply to medical use, too.  And you need a prescription.

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Source:  The Center for Useless Social Statistics (CUSS), July 2-8, 2015.  Not a scientific poll.  In fact, it's a lot of ---- ---------- ----------- ---------.  But you have to admit, our readers are intelligent, informed and sensitive to cultural and political issues in Post Modern, Post Christian, Politically Corret USA.